ScHoOdu!

My GIRL friend told me last night that it's over between us
indirectly.I thought about it and I found out that life
without hER is meaningless. So I decided to kill myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my bed but I didn't die.

I went to the express road and looked carefully before
crossing the road, nothing happened to me.

I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing
happened I took a lot of mangoes withouts wallowing the
seeds, yet I didn't see hell!

I proceeded to another level of concoction. I prepared
gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of
fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me.

I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't
die.I'm so worried now cause I just finished eating fried rice
with chilled Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened to me.I'm really upset right now. Friends, what
do I do? Should I try fried plantain and chicken with fresh
milk? Will it work? Or tell me what will work